Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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