I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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