fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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