Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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