so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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