well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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