I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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