She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Come on in and take your pants off
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