My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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