I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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