Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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