You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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