Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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