He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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