is your mom at the bar?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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