I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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