as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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