i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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