It's Friday. Sex?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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