Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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