Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
how does that bad decision feel?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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