Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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