I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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