East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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