just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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