I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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