is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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