have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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