we have officially lost it.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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