Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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