How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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