Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car