so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.