Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you are never too drunk for berry picking
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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