Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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