I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I need to calm my uterus...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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