I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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