Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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