Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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