My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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