have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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