I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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