Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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