Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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