Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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