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rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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