Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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