sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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