This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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