I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
