But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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