I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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