The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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