I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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