Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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